{"id":827,"date":"2015-02-26T21:12:14","date_gmt":"2015-02-27T02:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samuelmuggington.com\/wordpress\/?p=827"},"modified":"2015-02-26T21:16:00","modified_gmt":"2015-02-27T02:16:00","slug":"envy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/samuelmuggington.com\/wordpress\/?p=827","title":{"rendered":"Envy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finally got into the station. People are everywhere. I&#8217;m watching the board like a hawk. In five minutes the number of the platform\u00a0for my train should appear.<\/p>\n<p>Damn, something&#8217;s wrong. The waiting room is packed with people. I can&#8217;t move. My neck is getting tired looking up at the board. I turn to the left and something catches my eye.<\/p>\n<p>A neon red sign glows with the name of the pub. I can see in the entrance. The place is filled. Men and women sit at the bar while others stand behind them. One guy has a pint of Guinness. 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